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2006 is going away forever! Let's reminisce.

Posted on 12.19.2006 at 17:26
I Feel: lethargiclethargic

1.)    Where did you bring in 2006?
I honestly cannot recall.


2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
Blah.  As much as I tried to ignore the stupid holiday, I was guilt tripped into it, not by my girlfriend, but by my mother of all people.

3.) Were you in school (anytime this year)?
Not for me, but I tutored Brandi in business statistics so heavily that I feel like I took the course, as well.

4.) How did you earn your keep?
Production supervisor at “a national teleservices corporation.”

5.) Did you have to go to the hospital?
Not for me, but I went with Brandi when she had an ear infection.

6.) Did you have any encounters with the police?
I had to talk to them when my car got smashed into.

7.) Where did you go on vacation?
Las Vegas, Nevada.  Also to Hoover Dam since I was in the area. 

8.) What did you purchase that was over $500?
Not a thing.  The airplane tickets were pretty close.  My music composition software would have been if not for the 40% discount I got.

9.) Did you know anybody who got married?
Didn’t Audrey get married this year?

10.) Did you know anybody who passed away?
None that I knew personally.

11.) Have you run into anybody you graduated high school with?
All the freaking time it seems, and they always act like we are best friends when we either didn’t know or didn’t like each other in high school.

12.) Did you move anywhere?
If by moving you mean physically carrying myself from one fixed point to another, then yes, to lots of places.  If you mean changing my place of residence, then no.

13.) What sporting events did you go to?
Pirates vs Reds in Pittsburgh.  The Pirates won.

Penguins vs Sabres in Buffalo.  The Sabres won.

14.) What concerts/shows did you go to?
Cake in January, Mushroomhead in December, and a lot of local bands in between.

15.) Are you registered to vote?
Believe it.

16.) If so, did you do your patriotic duty on Nov. 7?
Of course, which is part of the reason why that douchebag Rick Santorum no longer holds office.

17.) Where do you live now?
Erie, Pennsylvania.  Long live the Commonwealth!

18.) Describe your birthday.
I woke up, got information from Presque Isle State Park about volunteer work and career opportunities with DCNR, opened presents, ate cake, got ill, and went to bed.

19.) What's the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2006?
Turn down an offer for a new job in favor of my current job.

20.) What is one thing you regretted this year?
Regrets are for the histrionic.

21.) What's something you learned about yourself?
I am difficult to shop for simply because anything anybody would buy for me I have already attained.

22.) Any new additions to your family?
I have a niece.

23.) What was your best month?
Best month for what? 

24.) What from pop culture will you remember 2006 by?
This has been the worst year for new music in this decade.

25.) How do you plan to bring in 2007?
No need; 2007 will come in on its own.


Getting my nog on

Posted on 12.14.2006 at 21:29
I Feel: giddygiddy
I drank egg nog tonight for the first time in years. I forgot how viscous that stuff is. I would imagine that petroleum would have the same consistency.

Maybe just slanted

Posted on 12.01.2006 at 20:49
So I've listened to a lot of this Internet radio lately because my CD player is a total piece of shite (warranty's up, fools).  Right now I'm listening to AOL Radio featuring XM (!) because it's all there is for me here that doesn't require a subscription.  I refuse to pay money to listen to the radio.  That is just ... very ... unrealistic.

One thing I don't think I will understand is these stations that monopolize one musical artist.  Does anybody want to listen to just one musician or band ad infinitum?  Never mind, I remember that Bill listened to his copy of Comfort Eagle and nothing but for at least a month after it came out.  Still, how do these bands end up with a station dedicated to solely their own back catalog?  How much money are they shelling out to the programmers of XM?  How much ass are they giving the programmers of XM?  And how the hell does Pavement get a station all its own?

Seriously, there is a station called "Pavement OD," all Pavement, all the time.  I'm sure that's just what we all wanted.  Now I can listen to Stephen Malkmus' off-key singing any time I want.  I don't know what's worse, that I stumbled across such or that I'm actually kind of digging it.  I'd never really paid them much heed before.  They're not too bad.  They're not indie superstars, nor do they deserve their own station, but I can stand this.  Except for the Brighten the Corners album.  Thumbs down for that turd.

Just because I feel obligated to

Posted on 10.20.2006 at 20:23
Currently Listening to: all that stuff listed below
I saw this on Melissa's blog and I had to do it just to disprove it.  I was actually surprised by how appropriate some of this music could be for its particular scene, but as is evidenced by some of the other selections, I don't think we are quite ready to entrust computers in compiling our movie soundtracks.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button


Opening Credits:
Elegy from Concerto for Orchestra - Béla Bartók

Waking Up:
Largo from Symphony No. 1 - Bohuslav Martinů

First Day At School: 
Million Dollar Question - Radiohead

Falling In Love: 
Swanheart - Nightwish

Fight Song:
Clive Czezhov's 'Tikal' - ES Posthumus

Breaking Up:
Symbol Song - Dredg

Prom:
Magnum Force - Sielwolf

Life's OK:
Sturm und Drang - KMFDM

Mental Breakdown:
The Beregost Night - Michael Hoenig

Driving:
Observer to the Obliteration of Planet Earth - Cephalic Carnage

Flashback:
Pore - ohGr

Getting Back Together:
Ramifications - György Ligeti

Wedding: 
Pleasant - Kidneythieves

Birth of Child: 
Romance for Piano, Op. 24, No. 9 - Jean Sibelius

Final Battle:
Verklärte Nacht - Arnold Schoenberg

Death Scene:
Allegro from String Quartet No. 8 - Ludwig van Beethoven

Funeral Song:
Burn Sinister - Killing Miranda

End Credits:
Prelude, Op. 16, No. 1 - Alexander Scriabin

Coda:
Rebellion (Lies) - Arcade Fire

Not secondary or composite

Posted on 10.04.2006 at 17:22

any years ago there was a period of time that is often casually called "Medieval." It was a time, so the story tellers tell us, of tiny kingdoms, brave knights and ferocious dragons.

ransportation and travel were both crude and difficult, usually necessitating that each kingdom be as self sufficient and self reliant as possible. So it was very important that within each kingdom all the major crafts and professions of the day were ably represented to insure the survival of the kingdom. In the English language we still see remnants of some occupations in the familiar surnames such as Carpenter, Miller and Baker.

nterestingly enough, beyond the specific title the vocation also took on its own greater personality. This personality preference can also give a broader understanding of the basic complementary style and types necessary to the kingdom's survival, or perhaps any organization's success. Although the specific vocation influenced the name, it was no accident that certain personality types and styles gravitated to certain occupations. The personality of these jobs suited the inclinations of the job holders, and the predecessor to modern day job descriptions was born. The successful matching of a job-holder's personality to the personality and unique requirements of the job was necessary to the kingdom's survival, or perhaps any organization's success. The successful kingdoms more than likely were able to blend the differences into a powerful and formidable entity. With today's diverse workforce, the corporate kingdom that acknowledges and nurtures these personality preferences could become an organization as successful as the Camelot of old.

ven though we now appear to have the freedom to explore many different career alternatives, we still have a medieval vocational personality within each of us. This personality, properly identified and understood, can motivate our success but, if ignored, may set the stage for our ultimate failure. Since times appeared to be simpler then, let us return to the kingdoms of medieval Europe and see what we would have done then, regardless of what our names are now.

our distinct personality, The Prime Minister might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You are a strategist who pursues the most efficient and logical path toward the realization of the goal that you perceive or visualize. You will often only associate with those people who can assist you in the implementation of your plan. Inept assistants may be immediately discarded as excess baggage. To do otherwise could be seen as inefficient and illogical. On the positive side, you can be rationally idealistic and analytically ideological. You can be a bold decision maker and risk taker who can move society ahead by years instead of minutes. On the negative side, you may be unmerciful, impatient, impetuous and impulsive. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.

http://www.cmi-lmi.com/kingdom.html

So I placed an order with Amazon back in August that still hasn't shipped.  That warehouse of theirs must be ginormous if it takes them a few months to locate what you ordered.  I completely relate to this old PA strip.
It Really Works


Posted on 09.11.2006 at 16:44
 

If I were a dead Russian composer, I would be Dmitri Shostakovich.

I am a shy, nervous, unassuming, fidgety, and stuttery little person who began composing the same year I started music lessons of any sort. I wrote the first of my fifteen symphonies at age 18, and my second opera, Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District, when I was only 26. Unfortunately, Stalin hated the opera, and declared me "Enemy of the People" for life. I nevertheless kept composing the works I wanted to write in private; some of my vocal cycles and 15 string quartets mock the Soviet System in notes. And I somehow was NOT killed in the process! And Harry Potter stole my glasses and broke them!

 

 If I were a dead German composer, I would be Arnold Schoenberg.

Arnold Schoenberg remains one of the most "infamous perpetrators" of modern dissonant music, despite the fact that he's hardly modern anymore based on years alone. Schoenberg was the major innovator of the 12-tone school of atonality, and this alone still makes people fear his work to some degree. He personally was even scarier than his music was -- Schoenberg was arrogant and intimidating, an individual who made no effort to be social or kind, and who thus was isolated so seriously that nobody even ever called him by his first name.

 

  


Wildfire

Trilogy Defeated ... finally

Posted on 09.08.2006 at 14:30
I Feel: accomplishedaccomplished, sort of



It only took me a few years, but I finally beat all three Prince of Persia games within the Sands of Time storyline.  It was that damned second game that held me up.  I'd like to drop a nuke on the Island of Time.  Since I had deviated from the timeline (gah, I've been playing this freaking game for too long) and beat the third game before the second, all the "surprise" revelations in the second game turned out to be pretty blasé, and considering that you turn into a kind of "dark Prince" in the second game (the sand wraith, or whatever), the whole idea of the good prince/dark prince in the third game doesn't seem like such a great story arc at all.  It's a good thing I beat the third game before I beat the second one, even if my last memory from this series is now the Prince and Kaileena getting it on in that schooner while Babylon burns to the ground (yeah, they give that away in the second game, too).  I would imagine that after years of outrunning the Dahaka, barely eating and sleeping, one would be a bit frustrated, especially when you're stuck on an island with a bunch of scantily clad chicks who want to rape and kill you, but that climactic finish could have been left to the imagination.  At least they kept their clothes on.  Now, I need to read a Bible or something.


or something.


Wtf

Because I am that bored waiting on my laundry, I will name off the ...

Posted on 08.31.2006 at 18:18
I Feel: boredhere physically, and that's it
... last album I listened to: Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd
... last book I read: Bill's copy of Fables Volume 3: Storybook Love by Bill Willingham, if you want to refer to that as a "book"
... last TV show I watched: Last Days on Earth: A 20/20 Special
... last movie I watched at home: Nanny McPhee, though I was at Brandi's home at the time
... last movie I saw at the theatre: Clerks 2
... last video game I played: Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance on Bill's GBA

Wtf

Holy hamstrings, Batman!

Posted on 08.28.2006 at 21:53
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Superman
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Hulk
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Green Lantern
50%
Supergirl
45%
Spider-Man
40%
The Flash
35%
Catwoman
35%
Wonder Woman
30%
Iron Man
30%
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You don't mind stepping aside
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MyEye

Lawyer

Posted on 08.17.2006 at 23:36
I Feel: complacentcomplacent
Instructions:

1 Grab the nearest book.
2 Open the book to page 123.
3 Find the fifth sentence.
4 Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5 Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest. 

"Then you might come home some day and find on your table all the countless pleas relating to the case, which you had drawn up with such pains and such high hopes; they had been returned to you because in the new stage of the trial they were not admitted as relevant; they were mere waste paper.  It did not follow that the case was lost, by no means, at least there was no decisive evidence for such an assumption; you simply knew nothing more about the case and would never know anything more about it.  Now, very luckily, such occurrences were exceptional, and even if K's case were a case of that nature, it still had a long way to go before reaching that stage."

from The Trial by Franz Kafka

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